Snowing in August?

Wow, what a rare phenomenon! Snow in California in summer inside! Call the newspapers and ring up President Obama, we have weather history!

Wait, um, no, don't actually call the President! Really, I know this picture is convincing, but it's FAKE! Yeah, I'm not lying! I'm using some cool effects on Photo Booth... pretty sweet, huh?

School starts on Monday - oh my! Where did the summer go?  See ya!

Mad-Eye Ally...?

What an amazing picture! This is exactly how I imagined Mad-Eye Moody's eye to look in Harry Potter. He's funny - ha, ha...

Harry is one weird guy, so's Ron. If anyone ever figures out why Hermione loves him, call me!

Movie Songs!

"My dear, it's perfectly clear, the world is a-sitting on an elephant's nose!" -Horton Hears a Who

"When I don't think I can turn that corner, I hear that voice again and again!" -Polly Pocket #2

"Here on my island the sea says hello, dolphins are waving where ever I go!" -Barbie as the Island Princess

"I feel connected, protected, like you're sitting right with me all the time!" -Barbie and the Diamond Castle

"We see the earth grow tinier, every star seems shinier, and we sigh you and I, two for the sky!" -My Little Pony Two For the Sky

Those are all random lines from movie's songs!  I love songs from kid movies, they're so fun!

YOU!!!!!!!!!

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What am I Talking About?

Howdy there, buckaroos!  We're going Outback tonight, make no mistake! (note: all said in Aussie accent).  So, I wish I had an accent... I would enjoy an Australian, or Irish, or British, or South African, or ANYTHING!!!

You know what, I have an urge to go bike riding right now, with a little drop of sugar to help the medicine to go down.  In the most delightful way, you know.

I've never ever seen Mary Poppins!  Wow, I must be brilliant! = )

Really, what am I saying?  Sorry to waste your time with my weirdness... see ya later, reader-gators!

WHY?!?! and other Ramblings

My family and I just got back from Disneyland!!!  It was quite fun, I must say. We also stopped by the American Girl store in L.A., it was NOT FAIR, the new American Girl, Rebecca, replaced Samantha, even though they are in the same city, time period, and have almost the exact same story!!!  Here is my imagined letter to the American Girl company:

Dear people,

WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Sincerely,

Allyson Kiefer

If they read that, they would defiantly reconsider such a foolish and hasty decision. Their reaction:

OH!!!! How could we be so cruel??? Crushing little girls' dreams with our silly tinkering! *sob, sob, rip off Rebecca's head* Samantha, come back!!!

Wow, I feel like I really made a difference. :)  Later, fellow world-changers.

Summer Poetry

Well well well, summer is here! Day number two has come to an end, and the days will only get shorter from here... that sounded very poetic, how lovely. Here is a real poem to celebrate the start of summer:

Away Spring has gone, glided on by,

Back to her home in pastures of green,

And now welcome Summer,

Her sister quite fair,

With warm frothing breezes

And pure waves for flowing hair.

And poem number 2:

"Ouch!" cried Spring to Summer, her foe,

"You just threw a brick and you stepped on my toe!"

Summer, the scoundrel, threw her head back and laughed.

"If your face is so strange, eat pizza instead!"

How amazing those are, the work of a brilliant genius. *bats eyes*

Anyway, thanks for reading, and remember, stay cool... dumping ice on your head works. :)

Superhero Cousin of Updates

Hello again! Today was an ah-mazing day for many reasons, the main one being that my fabulously awesome cousin Amri helped me update this blog! Yippeeeeeeee!!!  As you can see, if you've been observant, there is now a "Feed the Fish" game on the side of the page. Also, at the bottom there is a slideshow of zebras! How fantastic, right?  So anyway, this has been a great day.  Ta ta for now! 

Fat Cereal

Look, it's me!!! I'm so cool... :)  That cereal was very good, it was Honey Bunches of Oats, which is the best cereal in the world.  Okay, now I'm hungry.

Brrrr!

Wow, it's June (almost summer) and it's FA-REEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGG!!!  If you need translating, that word is freezing.  Yum, I ate ice cream for dessert, it was coffee flavored and delicious. 

Happiness

First blog! I am so happy that I have a computer to type at, because if I didn't I wouldn't be here. Dooo do do doooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!#11111111111111